Tuesday, December 15, 2009
Update on Georgia Peach
It has come to our attention that there are some photos of Miss Georgia in compromising situations floating around out there. The person in possession of said photos has demanded a ransom of 6CRs (that's Cinnamon Rolls) for their return. Her owners will be contacted with further information on delivery of the ransom. This may mean that she will have to forfeit her crown to the second runner up. The committee will be updating the situation as information becoms available.
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6CR seems quite reasonable for the return of the picture of our Precious Peach. But giving up the crown and title will not be negotiable. We do have our limits. Please let us know where the drop off is so we can arrange this covert operation immediately. If this proposal does not seem satisfactory, your Dave's Dinner may soon disappear. Please do not take this threat lightly, for we see our Georgia as one of the family, and her personal possessions including photographs and titles have great meaning to our family. Let's please try and clear this matter up as soon as possible, before a chicken gets hurt.
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